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THE FETCH • THE WEEKLY PUP CRUSH
Meet Maxi Mae — a 4.5-month-old sweetheart with an impressive social résumé, excellent taste in toys, and a suspiciously active home collection.
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Welcome to The Weekly Pup Crush, where one unforgettable pup gets the spotlight, the full profile treatment, and one very important question:
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Would your pup swipe right?
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Maxi Mae may be new around here, but she has already mastered public appearances, intense eye contact, and the kind of face that makes household rules feel negotiable.
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This week’s profile
Maxi Mae’s Pup Profile
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Name
Maxi Mae
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Age
4.5 months
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Vibe
Pocket-sized social butterfly with very persuasive eyes
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Likes
Toy rotation, screen time, following Mom, and getting ready for wherever she may or may not be going
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Special skill
Making people smile before she has technically done anything
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Swipe status
Accepting applications from gentle pups with excellent toy-sharing etiquette
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First impression
One look and your schedule has changed.
At first glance, Maxi Mae looks like a precious little cherub who has never broken a rule in her life. This is, of course, excellent PR.
The eyes arrive first. Then comes the slight head tilt. By the time she has decided whether you qualify for a kiss, the room is already hers.
Eye contact? Highly persuasive.
Head tilt? Strategically deployed.
Chance of walking away unaffected? Very low.
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Community rounds
Her smallest job comes with the biggest impact.
Maxi Mae visits a local assisted living community, where she has become very good at finding the person who needs a little extra happiness that day.
She moves through the room distributing affection, quiet company, and tiny bursts of excitement. No complicated routine required. She simply arrives, looks up, and gets to work.
Official title: Junior Director of Making Everyone’s Day.
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Off-duty programming
She does not casually watch DOG TV.
Maxi Mae commits.
Once DOG TV appears on YouTube, the outside world becomes significantly less important. She can stay absorbed for hours, moving between peaceful observation, genuine excitement, and deep concern about events occurring on screen.
This is not background entertainment. This is appointment viewing.
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The fashion department
The outfit is never an afterthought.
Maxi Mae has already accumulated the kind of closet most puppies would need several seasons to build.
There are tiny dresses, statement collars, special-occasion looks, and enough variety to suggest she may be expecting invitations the rest of the household does not know about yet.
She is also an ambassador for several brands, which tracks. Maxi Mae has the wardrobe, the camera awareness, and the expression of someone who expects final approval on every campaign.
Under five months old. Already professionally styled.
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The red flag
Household Acquisition Specialist.
Maxi Mae is currently in her “take it and hide it” phase.
An unattended object may be inspected, quietly removed from circulation, and transferred to a location known only to the suspect.
Steals first, hides the evidence later, and refuses to answer questions without legal representation.
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Matchmaker’s notes
Maxi Mae requires someone secure enough to share the spotlight.
Her ideal match is playful without being overwhelming, generous with toys, and comfortable dating someone whose mother may remain closely involved in all scheduling decisions.
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Bonus points for polite greetings, strong couch manners, and never asking where the missing household item came from.
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♡
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Would your pup swipe right on Maxi Mae?
Community favorite • screen-time specialist • tiny style icon
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Want your pup to be next?
We want to meet them.
Think your pup has main-character energy too? Send us their cutest photo, name, age, and a few personality traits for a chance to become our next Weekly Pup Crush.
Funny habits, dramatic behavior, snack crimes, strange little routines and deeply specific obsessions — we want to know what makes them them.
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